This is the worst thing that I have ever posted & got really really bad threats from guyz!! Hehe. But it's fun though, so guys, please don't get your underwear in a twist! I'm posting it here -for entertainment purposes. ;)

26 October 2005
The Brutal Trust About Guys

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Just shut the door.

3. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

4. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

5. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

6. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

7. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

8. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

9. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

10. Sadly, all men are created equal.